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Tracking Abhishek, aka Abby: birthday incoming πŸŽ‰

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Latest ping: sitting in silence, harmonium within reach, Finn guarding the snacks, a pot of sambhar on the stove. Abhishek turns β€” on β€”. Most of the candles are waiting outside, per fire code.

Wish received. Management says it will be granted shortly, pending cake.

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How well do you know Abhishek?

Questions about Abhi, from easy to sneaky. No Googling. Finn is watching.

ShadowGPS case files: cold cases from Kanpur

Stories from Abhi's college days, retold with questionable accuracy. Family and friends, pick a case and test your memory.

Photo evidence

Click a photo to enlarge it, click again to shrink it. Four chapters, zero filters, and puns fully intended. Every caption was written with love, and a little groan.

Video corner

Dance floors, rail platforms and living rooms: short clips, submitted as evidence of his naughty side.

Trip history: route playback

Abhishek's journey so far, one stop at a time.

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Alerts feed

Geofence, idle, speed and curfew alerts, birthday edition.

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Device diagnostics: the Abhishek power meter

Dashed line: where normal humans max out.

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Meet Finn, Chief Happiness Officer

Tag in PawFurEver style. Scanning it sends nothing but good vibes.

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Birthday wish spinner

Spin until you find the one that suits him. Then send it to Abhishek.

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Forecast: wish traffic on his birthday

Expected wishes per hour. Hover a bar to see what's going on.

Patch notes for the new version of Abhishek

Release status, as reviewed by a very serious committee.

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